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Q. My Landlord won't let us play. He says Peeballs block up his plumbing. Is this true?
A. Not at all. Power Peeball's dissolve completely, if not under a withering stream of urine, then from the
cleansing flow of water in any hygienic urinal system. Peeball Pro, of course, do not dissolve. Remember to
always carry your fluid-proof glove or peeball tongs to remove it from the playing surface.
Q. How long can I safely hold it in for?
A. Peeball isn't about urinary volume, it's about skill and control. Holding
it in to the point of bursting is both dangerous and foolish. One, you could
do yourself a lot of damage and two, you'll probably pee your pants. If you
need to go, go!
Q. Do I need an operation to play?
A. No. The surgical enhancement of the bladder is expressly forbidden. With enough practice you should be able
to destroy a Power Peeball with your natural ability.
Q. Where can I play?
A. Peeball can be played any single or multi-urinal toilet maintained to a high sanitary standard. 'Road' Peeball
and all other off piste activities are not recognised as competitive Peeballing games by the IPF.
Q. My wife/partner doesn't like me going Peeballing. What should I do?
A. Take her along with you. She might enjoy it!
Q. Although I normally flow like Victoria Falls, when I start my stand sometimes I just can't go. Is this a
medical condition?
A. Don't worry about it. Pee-shyness affects most men in their careers and can disappear with time. As part of
your training programme try urinating with the door open at home or talking to other people whilst going to the
lavatory.
Q. Is it normal to find the sight of other player's genitals arousing?
A. Gay and straight men are all welcome to play. Many pubs in Hampstead, Brighton and Solihull run competitive
Peeball leagues.
Q. What clothing should I wear for my league matches?
A. Some players prefer a loose pair of trousers with boxer shorts while others prefer the control afforded by a
tight pant. Work out what suits you best.
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