FAQs
My landlord won't let us play. He says Peeballs block up his plumbing. Is this true?
Not at all. Power Peeballs dissolve completely, if not under a withering stream of urine, then from the cleansing flow of water in any hygienic urinal system. Peeball Pro, of course, does not dissolve — remember to always carry your fluid-proof glove or Peeball tongs to remove it from the playing surface.
How long can I safely hold it in for?
Peeball isn't about urinary volume, it's about skill and control. Holding it in to the point of bursting is both dangerous and foolish — one, you could do yourself a lot of damage, and two, you'll probably pee your pants. If you need to go, go!
Do I need an operation to play?
No. The surgical enhancement of the bladder is expressly forbidden. With enough practice you should be able to destroy a Power Peeball with your natural ability.
Where can I play?
Peeball can be played in any single or multi-urinal toilet maintained to a high sanitary standard. 'Road' Peeball and all other off-piste activities are not recognised as competitive Peeballing games by the IPF.
My wife/partner doesn't like me going Peeballing. What should I do?
Take her along with you. She might enjoy it!
Although I normally flow like Victoria Falls, when I start my stand sometimes I just can't go. Is this a medical condition?
Don't worry about it. Pee-shyness affects most men in their careers and can disappear with time. As part of your training programme, try urinating with the door open at home, or talking to other people whilst going to the lavatory.
Is it normal to find the sight of other players' genitals arousing?
Gay and straight men are all welcome to play. Many pubs in Hampstead, Brighton and Solihull run competitive Peeball leagues.
What clothing should I wear for my league matches?
Some players prefer a loose pair of trousers with boxer shorts, while others prefer the control afforded by a tight pant. Work out what suits you best.
Glossary
- Peeball / Weeball
- Used to refer to the game of Peeball in all its forms, as well as to the actual ball used in the event.
- Pee
- To play Peeball. Or to urinate.
- Stand
- A competitor's turn at the urinal. In Power Peeball, the flow of urine in a single stand can be stopped and started at the competitor's discretion. In Peeball Pro, the stand ends when the flow ceases.
- The Blast
- In a game of Power Peeball, a forcing technique needed to create a rapid, accurate stream of urine.
- Stop'n'Go
- An essential Power Peeball technique. In Peeball Pro, stopping the flow results in the end of a stand.
- Stream
- A term used when referring to the competitor's urine, used in the control of the Peeball.
- Pee'd Off
- When a player's ball leaves the urinal, or any foul move.
- Pee'er / Hoseman / Hoser
- A person who plays Peeball — more often applied to those who play professionally.
- The Scrot
- A bag to keep one's Peeballs in.
- The Hold
- The technique of controlling Peeball Pro. When a Peeball Pro is subjected to the competitor's stream it is held in place and can be controlled through different techniques.
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