The Rules of Power Peeball
Power Peeball is the game that's changing the way millions of men go to the toilet. Unwrap, drop into the playing surface and let rip. A seemingly simple game — destroy the biodegradable ball in the shortest time possible. You'll learn it in seconds and then take years to master its infinitesimal complexities.
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Unwrap and place
Unwrap the Power Peeball and place it carefully in a urinal. Single and trough urinals are both acceptable playing areas, although for league and competitive matches the urinals must meet the individual rules and regulations of the relevant local governing bodies.
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Take aim and start the clock
Once urination has commenced, start the clock — this is 'The Stand'. In Power Peeball, the stand does not have to consist of a single, non-stop stream of urine, although the competitor is not allowed to move away from the urinal.
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Destroy the ball
Aim the stream at the Peeball and try to destroy it in the shortest possible time. Once all the residual fragments have been dispatched down the urinal drain, stop the clock. In championship games, points are awarded for style, technical merit and artistic interpretation. At all levels of competition, the use of penile siphons or any other artificial urinary aids is strictly forbidden.
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Stay on target
Any leakage away from the stand results in instant disqualification. Holding it in to the point of pain is stupid — remember, Peeball is about skill and control, not producing huge volumes of urine.
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Respect the game
If a player finds a semi-dissolved ball in a urinal, it is every peeballer's solemn duty to destroy any remnants before play recommences with a new ball. Please respect and uphold Peeball tradition at all times.
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